The Utopia of Insaniragica is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Insane Payne with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 19.59 billion Insaniragicans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insaniragica City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Insaniragican economy, worth a remarkable 3,676 trillion Lunary Shards a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is an impressive 187,677 Lunary Shards, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, billions of Lunary Shards are being poured into a space program, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals, and science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Insaniragica's national animal is the Canife, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Insanipaynity.

Insaniragica is ranked 573^rd in the world and 1^st in Forest of the Fallen for Most Developed, scoring 98.77 on the Human Development Index.