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Most Conservative: 16,357th
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
I tire of the weight of mortality
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Ioke 96

Population572 million

Currencysalt
Animalllama

The Republic of Ioke 96 is a huge, safe nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed population of 572 million Ioke 96ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.0%.

The strong Ioke 96ian economy, worth 35.1 trillion salts a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,415 salts, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 194,417 per year while the poor average 14,802, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.

Serial killers are the country's biggest import, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, and the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ioke 96's national animal is the llama.

Ioke 96 is ranked 115,163rd in the world and 5th in Superiorem Merionem Region for Most Primitive, scoring -43.08 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Conservative: 16,357th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ioke 96, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces".
  • : Following new legislation in Ioke 96, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery.
  • : Following new legislation in Ioke 96, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
  • : Following new legislation in Ioke 96, serial killers are the country's biggest import.
  • : Following new legislation in Ioke 96, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations.
  • : Following new legislation in Ioke 96, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
  • : Following new legislation in Ioke 96, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens.
  • : Following new legislation in Ioke 96, professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy.
  • : Following new legislation in Ioke 96, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end.
  • : Following new legislation in Ioke 96, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child.

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