The Federation of Irian Island and Tahiti is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jose Santos HERBERT with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.62 billion Irian Island and Tahitians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tahiti. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Irian Island and Tahitian economy, worth 545 trillion Pacific Rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 150,560 Pacific Rubles, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Irian Island and Tahiti, and trained plumber-burglars will clean out your blocked pipes and your jewellery boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Irian Island and Tahiti's national animal is the dugong, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Three Principles of the People.

Irian Island and Tahiti is ranked 17,960^th in the world and 1,156^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.45 law-abiding acts per hour.