The Green National Federal State of Isansland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Srffeon Bauamont with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 5.428 billion Isanslandians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Igsee Nesttl. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Isanslandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,140 trillion Irlbes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 210,074 Irlbes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Superfoods are often seen as supervillains, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, and young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isansland's national animal is the Legae, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Isansity.

Isansland is ranked 12,104^th in the world and 35^th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,596.74 Tourists Per Hour.