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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 132ndMost Primitive: 141stMost Ignorant Citizens: 168th
The Sick Beat of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
It's often said I should get some girly hobbies instead
Your Favorite Weeaboo
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani

Population8.618 billion

CapitalDrevesina
LeaderYour Favorite Weeaboo
Faithpaganism

Currencytoskovat
AnimalGolden Lion Tamarin

The Sick Beat of Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Your Favorite Weeaboo with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, free-roaming dinosaurs, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.618 billion Isbjornians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drevesina. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Isbjornian economy, worth a remarkable 1,991 trillion toskovats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Furniture Restoration, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 231,091 toskovats, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,328,180 per year while the poor average 19,315, a ratio of 68.8 to 1.

It is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food', politicians fear the otherworldly wrath of poorly made cheese, the blood on the hands of Your Favorite Weeaboo may not be metaphorical, and the consumption of vegetables is illegal. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani's national animal is the Golden Lion Tamarin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is paganism.

Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani is ranked 179,943rd in the world and 326th in Forest for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -5.66 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 132ndMost Primitive: 141stMost Ignorant Citizens: 168thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 277thMost Subsidized Industry: 380thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 481stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 540thMost Advanced Public Transport: 594thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 678thHighest Crime Rates: 705thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 737thLargest Black Market: 805thMost Corrupt Governments: 811thLargest Retail Industry: 878thMost Armed: 1,253rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,334thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,398thFattest Citizens: 1,985thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,037thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,520thMost Avoided: 2,981stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,682ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,155thHighest Average Incomes: 4,248thLargest Governments: 5,089thMost Secular: 5,932ndNudest: 6,451stHighest Economic Output: 7,400thLargest Gambling Industry: 8,306thMost Stationary: 10,323rdTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,420thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,905thMost Influential: 16,499th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Primitive: 9th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 14th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionMost Armed: 14th in the regionNudest: 15th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 20th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 29th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 31st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 37th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 43rd in the region

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