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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 154thMost Ignorant Citizens: 166thMost Primitive: 240th
The Sick Beat of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
It's often said I should get some girly hobbies instead
Your Favorite Weeaboo
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani

Population9.049 billion

CapitalDrevesina
LeaderYour Favorite Weeaboo
Faithpaganism

Currencytoskovat
AnimalGolden Lion Tamarin

The Sick Beat of Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Your Favorite Weeaboo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.049 billion Isbjornians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drevesina. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Isbjornian economy, worth a remarkable 2,122 trillion toskovats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Furniture Restoration, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 234,604 toskovats, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,118,412 per year while the poor average 28,920, a ratio of 38.7 to 1.

Extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary, Mona Lola's famous mysterious smile is being altered to resemble Your Favorite Weeaboo's enigmatic grin, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, and the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani's national animal is the Golden Lion Tamarin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is paganism.

Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani is ranked 6,089th in the world and 57th in Forest for Most Secular, with 97.59 Atheism Rate.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 154thMost Ignorant Citizens: 166thMost Primitive: 240thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 282ndMost Subsidized Industry: 402ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 442ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 520thMost Advanced Public Transport: 581stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 693rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 730thMost Corrupt Governments: 747thHighest Crime Rates: 773rdLargest Black Market: 810thLargest Retail Industry: 995thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,602ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,739thMost Armed: 1,866thFattest Citizens: 2,009thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,119thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,909thMost Avoided: 3,060thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,647thMost Efficient Economies: 3,944thHighest Average Incomes: 4,045thLargest Governments: 4,889thMost Secular: 6,089thNudest: 6,922ndLargest Gambling Industry: 6,936thHighest Economic Output: 7,041stMost Stationary: 10,071stTop
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Most Influential: 15,894thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,918thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,105th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Primitive: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionMost Armed: 16th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18th in the regionNudest: 19th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 21st in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 31st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 33rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 35th in the region

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