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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th
The Godless Mercantile Nexus of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Isla Vista

Population46.302 billion

CapitalTrigo
LeaderColonial Premier Mawaar

CurrencyGolden Bond
AnimalMarsupial Tiger

The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Colonial Premier Mawaar with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 46.302 billion Islanders are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trigo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Isla Vistan economy, worth an astonishing 38,885 trillion Golden Bonds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 839,830 Golden Bonds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,867,598 per year while the poor average 7,538, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.

Commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Isla Vista at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Isla Vista's national animal is the Marsupial Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Isla Vista is ranked 11,228th in the world and 20th in Wysteria for Most Stationary, with 2,182.19271450688 days.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13thHighest Economic Output: 18thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26thLargest Populations: 30thLargest Insurance Industry: 33rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 38thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 41stHighest Average Incomes: 43rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 45thMost Avoided: 46thMost Armed: 53rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 54thLargest Agricultural Sector: 58thLargest Mining Sector: 61stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 94thFattest Citizens: 105thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 110thMost Efficient Economies: 125thMost Secular: 146thHighest Crime Rates: 176thSmartest Citizens: 187thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 205thLargest Publishing Industry: 250thRudest Citizens: 283rdMost Corrupt Governments: 394thMost Cultured: 413thLargest Retail Industry: 576thLargest Information Technology Sector: 695thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 802ndLargest Gambling Industry: 2,375thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 5,281stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,709thMost Influential: 6,767thLargest Black Market: 10,499thMost Stationary: 11,228thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,946thTop
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Largest Governments: 16,751stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,395thMost Pro-Market: 26,025th
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the region

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