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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th
The Godless Mercantile Nexus of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Isla Vista

Population39.824 billion

CapitalTrigo
LeaderColonial Premier Mawaar

CurrencyGolden Bond
AnimalMarsupial Tiger

The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Colonial Premier Mawaar with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, enslaved workforce, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 39.824 billion Islanders are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trigo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Isla Vistan economy, worth an astonishing 33,445 trillion Golden Bonds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 839,830 Golden Bonds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,867,598 per year while the poor average 7,538, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.

Commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Isla Vista at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Isla Vista's national animal is the Marsupial Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Isla Vista is ranked 35th in the world and 3rd in Wysteria for Most Armed, with 98.73 Weapons Per Person.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15thHighest Economic Output: 15thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21stMost Avoided: 25thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 28thHighest Average Incomes: 32ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 33rdMost Armed: 35thLargest Agricultural Sector: 38thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 41stLargest Insurance Industry: 42ndLargest Mining Sector: 51stLargest Populations: 53rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 61stMost Secular: 75thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 78thMost Efficient Economies: 79thFattest Citizens: 90thSmartest Citizens: 103rdHighest Crime Rates: 122ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 154thRudest Citizens: 168thLargest Publishing Industry: 206thMost Corrupt Governments: 253rdMost Cultured: 289thLargest Retail Industry: 325thLargest Information Technology Sector: 479thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 517thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,417thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 5,152ndLargest Black Market: 5,833rdMost Rebellious Youth: 6,222ndMost Influential: 7,158thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,227thTop
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Largest Governments: 12,594thMost Pro-Market: 17,260thMost Stationary: 17,976thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,353rdMost Subsidized Industry: 22,049th
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Isla Vista was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Isla Vista was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry and the Top 5% for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Isla Vista was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Isla Vista was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Isla Vista was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Isla Vista was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Isla Vista was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United States of Wars Forever, killing 51 million zombies.
  • : Isla Vista was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United States of Wars Forever, killing 596 million zombies.
  • : Isla Vista was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United States of Wars Forever, killing 515 million zombies.
  • : Isla Vista was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United States of Wars Forever, killing 524 million zombies.

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