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Largest Gambling Industry: 3,275th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,915th Fattest Citizens: 11,448th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
They need threatening every once in a while
Ikumi Mayuko
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Islands of Washington

Population2.199 billion

LeaderIkumi Mayuko


The Constitutional Monarchy of Islands of Washington is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Ikumi Mayuko with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.199 billion Wahingtonians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokyo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The powerhouse Wahingtonian economy, worth 181 trillion お茶s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 82,611 お茶s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 236,859 per year while the poor average 22,924, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

The backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, and adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Islands of Washington's national animal is the 猫娘, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Islands of Washington is ranked 137,527th in the world and 7,619th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.17 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Largest Gambling Industry: 3,275thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,915thTop
Fattest Citizens: 11,448thMost Avoided: 11,681stHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,118thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,213thNudest: 16,565thMost Pro-Market: 16,752nd
Largest Gambling Industry: 108th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 151st in the regionFattest Citizens: 419th in the regionMost Avoided: 425th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 586th in the regionNudest: 590th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 611th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 756th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 834th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 854th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 921st in the region

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