The Devotee of Isle Alexandra is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Hikari with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.035 billion Isle Alexandrans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aithne. The average income tax rate is 88.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Isle Alexandran economy, worth 963 trillion gold coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 119,890 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, high food prices have reduced the national diet to staple foods and water, fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget, and an IT mega-corporation has a patent pending on the rectangle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isle Alexandra's national animal is the siren, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Castianity.

Isle Alexandra is ranked 27,464^th in the world and 225^th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.4 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.