Population | 9.624 billion |
Leader | Isra the Veiled |
Faith | Islam |
Currency | dinar |
Animal | camel |
The Sultanate of Isra the Veiled is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Isra the Veiled with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, public floggings, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.624 billion Isra the Veiledians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and Education are ignored. The average income tax rate is 16.1%.
The all-consuming Isra the Veiledian economy, worth a remarkable 2,214 trillion dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 230,118 dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
Government officials who do an offal job get smoked, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel, and jaywalking is punishable by public flogging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Isra the Veiled's national animal is the camel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.
Isra the Veiled is ranked 306,406th in the world and 12,981st in Balder for Most Cultured, scoring -55 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Isra the Veiled, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
- : Following new legislation in Isra the Veiled, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
- : Following new legislation in Isra the Veiled, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
- : Following new legislation in Isra the Veiled, government officials who do an offal job get smoked.
- : Following new legislation in Isra the Veiled, nudity is frowned upon.
- : Following new legislation in Isra the Veiled, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Isra the Veiled.
- : Isra the Veiled was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Isra the Veiled, exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes.
- : Following new legislation in Isra the Veiled, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
- : Following new legislation in Isra the Veiled, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory.