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Largest Insurance Industry: 3rdLargest Black Market: 9thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th
The Oppressive Oppressors of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
Remember: We can always make it worse.
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Israeli Airstrikes

Population29.732 billion

CapitalJoseph City
LeaderJoseph
FaithJosephism

Currencymoney
Animalviper

The Oppressive Oppressors of Israeli Airstrikes is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Joseph with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.732 billion follower of Josephs are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joseph City. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Josephic economy, worth an astonishing 27,730 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 932,679 monies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,150,528 per year while the poor average 130,441, a ratio of 31.8 to 1.

Orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else, international trade is a sticky issue, and a good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Israeli Airstrikes's national animal is the viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Josephism.

Israeli Airstrikes is ranked 74th in the world and 1st in The Black Hawks for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 4.15 million Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 3rdLargest Black Market: 9thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12thHighest Average Incomes: 15thLargest Mining Sector: 20thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 26thLargest Agricultural Sector: 31stHighest Economic Output: 32ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 33rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 39thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 47thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 56thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 74thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 99thMost Corrupt Governments: 133rdMost Avoided: 143rdMost Subsidized Industry: 144thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 170thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 173rdMost Efficient Economies: 227thLargest Governments: 231stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 276thFattest Citizens: 342ndLowest Crime Rates: 431stLargest Retail Industry: 607thMost Advanced Public Transport: 760thMost Stationary: 1,099thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,414thMost Primitive: 1,444thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,950thTop
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Largest Populations: 2,502ndRudest Citizens: 5,982ndHighest Poor Incomes: 6,069thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,081stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,393rdLargest Publishing Industry: 8,923rdMost Secular: 9,303rdMost Conservative: 9,356thMost Influential: 9,843rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,214thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 13,244thSmartest Citizens: 19,444thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,024thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23,122ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,186th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 20th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 22nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 24th in the regionMost Secular: 31st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 32nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 32nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 32nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 33rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, a good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order.
  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, international trade is a sticky issue.
  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else.
  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step.
  • : Israeli Airstrikes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, theories abound over why conspiracy theorists are being arrested.
  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, women mime their gynaecological symptoms with hand-puppets.
  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, an eye for an eye leaves Israeli Airstrikes blind.
  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, Jennifer Government is banned.

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