The Military Socialist Republic of Itallitopia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mountain Dewus Junior with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.935 billion Itallitopians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of reme. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Itallitopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,191 trillion Workers Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 302,684 Workers Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, Itallitopia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, and blood stains the floors of the execution room and the hands of the state. Crime is totally unknown. Itallitopia's national animal is the Mountain Dew, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lalaism.

Itallitopia is ranked 72,957^th in the world and 3,876^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,179.58 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.