The Military Socialist Republic of Itallitopia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Mountain Dewus Junior with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.727 billion Itallitopians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reme. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Itallitopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,476 trillion Workers Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 368,094 Workers Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked, and the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'. Crime is totally unknown. Itallitopia's national animal is the Mountain Dew, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Itallitopian Orthodox.

Itallitopia is ranked 157,427^th in the world and 7,142^nd in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.