by Max Barry

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 241st Most Advanced Defense Forces: 280th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 356th
The Military Socialist Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship
The Work of a Nation
Mountain Dewus Junior
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population3.935 billion

LeaderMountain Dewus Junior

CurrencyWorkers Stamp
AnimalMountain Dew

The Military Socialist Republic of Itallitopia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mountain Dewus Junior with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.935 billion Itallitopians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of reme. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Itallitopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,191 trillion Workers Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 302,684 Workers Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, Itallitopia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, and blood stains the floors of the execution room and the hands of the state. Crime is totally unknown. Itallitopia's national animal is the Mountain Dew, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lalaism.

Itallitopia is ranked 72,957th in the world and 3,876th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,179.58 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 241stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 280thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 356thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 400thMost Influential: 698thHighest Poor Incomes: 727thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,027thLargest Black Market: 1,278thHighest Average Incomes: 1,503rdMost Armed: 1,506thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,746thLargest Governments: 3,172ndRudest Citizens: 3,741stLargest Mining Sector: 3,892ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,926thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,021stMost Subsidized Industry: 4,648thSmartest Citizens: 4,737thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,739thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,313thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,505thMost Avoided: 6,516thMost Cultured: 7,146thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 8,507thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,853rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,400thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,697thHighest Economic Output: 11,279thMost Inclusive: 11,996thMost Developed: 12,181st
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 36th in the regionLargest Black Market: 39th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 50th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 50th in the regionMost Armed: 56th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 103rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 118th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 129th in the regionLargest Governments: 147th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 166th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 190th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 215th in the regionMost Avoided: 221st in the regionRudest Citizens: 225th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 250th in the regionMost Influential: 269th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 292nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 313th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 341st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 348th in the regionMost Cultured: 359th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 365th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 367th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 442nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 528th in the regionMost Stationary: 654th in the regionMost Developed: 716th in the regionMost Inclusive: 722nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Itallitopia was endorsed by The Federation of Wizarda.
  • : Itallitopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Itallitopia lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Itallitopia, blood stains the floors of the execution room and the hands of the state.
  • : Itallitopia lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Itallitopia lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Itallitopia, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • : Itallitopia was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Itallitopia, Itallitopia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Itallitopia, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 245 » Universal State Formula, Shin-Hachioji, Yaorozu, Buckerino, Wodan, Great Bights Mum, Diodone, Ainsworth, Kwaj, Notyoutopia, General COE, Bayern-Straubing, Territorio di Nessuno, Pallaith, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, PlanetPunk, Corfad, Sunto, Kelvaros Prime, Siwale, SillyString, Azzarel, Wineclaw, The Austro Germanic Union, Holy Oranz, Felpolandia, Kubrostavsria, Misthas, Wooleystan, The Bureaucratic Territories, Calamazo, American MapleStory, Boggovia, Radicaster, Amerian States, Western Vapia, New Phyrreus, Necromonia, Xentherida, Shadowrik, Q w e r t y, Sil Dorsett, Selfgradatude, Cloydicia, Jefffliu, Eglise Sainte Eve, Atheenos, Puczovska, Malta Comino Gozo, Moubarakistan, and 195 others.Dopeland420, Alice Gardens, Ozstan, SORT, Frances Francis the First of France, British Bayonet, Wunderstrafanstalt, New Lakemba, Pleroma Sans Romans, Atain, Confederation of Independent Colonies, Panama Coalition, East Supple Lund, Ka Ching, Unimaginable Doom, The Mike Roctafinserland, Diche Choklate, Painisia, Shibutani, Californian Redwood, Yukti, Guslantis, Govornia, Lower Nubia, Viridiann, Unsophisticate, Former English Colony, Koda-Land, Kylesburgh, Avalon, Highton Islands, Empy, The Gamer Party, Tredano, Kyrianian, Whereisthatistan, Sacrento, Suicidistan, Zeternia, Sundred, United Draconia, Halcon siveriano, Ethnon, The United States of Romania, Kulgatha, Maott, Helium Kittens United, Avemterra, El Fiji Grande, Ecronentia, German Holy Roman Empire, Misuvelia, Abrickhouse, Dar es Saalam, New Trisone, Wilkshire, Lunallian, Babacar, New Chilokver, Choistan, The Iron Lions, The Rhein States, New Pruessen, Amauri, The Most Freedom Ever, Arstungry, New Bremerton, Minuda, Beladev, Ostrinios, Kobagia, The Serdey Islands, Spartoptia, Niradans, National Goats, AGoodPlace, SchoolHouse Rock, Krelvanz, Votak Matim, United Kahndaq, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Sinelona, Pacificao, Adkins Station, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, Uganda Knuckles UK, Kasazzastan, Omnistria, Newpromisedland, Humptalumpta, Ice and Tinian, Dreadton, Napnomadia, Federation Terra Australis, Sheldanada, Bearical, Kalimora Aire, Yummy Blubber, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Acrabinnia, Ninjak30, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Outer Egorniand, The Pantheons, Zumlandia, ISOP, The South Falls, New Eleria, Warsaw-Halicz, Partax, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Windmilluminati, Steraz, Pasargad, Valhalla123, Guer Aike, Hesterin, COCONUT-CITY, Alunya, Joodey, The Sinclarian Provinces, Ieprus, Ara Antrizuls, Justanistan, Renzic, Fizban, Ofemerica, Egalico, Tappan Hills, Solmetria, Torakuen, The Notorious Mad Jack, Novare Res, Ibiscaton, Saturns Edge, Norostilors, Zemnaya Svoboda, Peldorn, Jasminlandia, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Haor Chall, Trillius, Sea Ghost, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Astronomical, Ejhsa, Soviet Terran, Staunching the Tycoon, Liberum Mundi, Victoriaans Nederlands, Rkainjel, Apetopia, Lomjia, Thiammyalllaland, Aratani, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Ikea Rike, Afrille, Free Azzaca, Bananoonza, Yugobatania, Legendsland, Photosphere Chromosphere and Corona, Vikingiarchy, British Pacific Islands, Cobrakia, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Castle Federation, Republic of New Atlantis, Noahs Second Country, Fayyayid, Test for a new hope, Conservadoria, Brettenia, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, North Altatude, The Black Cathedral, Antityranicals, Elder Realms, Loli County, Eriadni, Miruma, Felhaven, Constantinolia, Makersaulache, Austurasia, Glurponia, Xzavia-Hjar, and Wizarda.

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