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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 152ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 157thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 223rd
The Military Socialist Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship
The Work of a Nation
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population6.196 billion

LeaderMountain Dewus Junior
FaithItallitopian Orthodox

CurrencyWorkers Stamp
AnimalMountain Dew

The Military Socialist Republic of Itallitopia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Mountain Dewus Junior with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.196 billion Itallitopians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reme. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Itallitopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,302 trillion Workers Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 371,635 Workers Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Itallitopia isn't what it used to be, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, and nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked. Crime is totally unknown. Itallitopia's national animal is the Mountain Dew, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Itallitopian Orthodox.

Itallitopia is ranked 6,970th in the world and 401st in The North Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 91.83 Years.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 152ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 157thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 223rdHighest Poor Incomes: 266thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 401stMost Influential: 634thLargest Black Market: 775thLargest Information Technology Sector: 828thMost Armed: 833rdHighest Average Incomes: 965thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,831stTop
Largest Governments: 2,465thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,939thLargest Mining Sector: 3,105thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,460thMost Developed: 3,691stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,936thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,945thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,335thSmartest Citizens: 4,669thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,755thMost Efficient Economies: 5,985thHighest Economic Output: 6,120thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,970thMost Cultured: 7,268thMost Avoided: 7,392ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,932ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,588thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,761stTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 13,363rdMost Inclusive: 13,709thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,906thMost Authoritarian: 16,432ndMost Stationary: 17,539thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,749th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 31st in the regionMost Armed: 31st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 34th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 49th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 92nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 101st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 102nd in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 121st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 132nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 146th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 171st in the regionMost Developed: 202nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 205th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 206th in the regionMost Influential: 222nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 236th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 244th in the regionMost Avoided: 271st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 282nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 318th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 330th in the regionMost Cultured: 352nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 390th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 401st in the regionMost Stationary: 426th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 576th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 646th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 655th in the regionMost Inclusive: 770th in the regionLargest Populations: 817th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 994th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1,008th in the region

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