by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 155thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 170thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 250th
The Military Socialist Republic of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
The Work of a Nation
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Population7.874 billion

LeaderMountain Dewus Junior
FaithItallitopian Orthodox

CurrencyWorkers Stamp
AnimalMountain Dew

The Military Socialist Republic of Itallitopia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mountain Dewus Junior with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.874 billion Itallitopians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reme. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Itallitopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,835 trillion Workers Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 360,132 Workers Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

They who do not work shall not eat, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Mountain Dewus Junior's desk. Crime is totally unknown. Itallitopia's national animal is the Mountain Dew, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Itallitopian Orthodox.

Itallitopia is ranked 62,021st in the world and 2,776th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 619.81 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 155thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 170thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 250thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 324thHighest Poor Incomes: 414thMost Influential: 606thLargest Black Market: 767thMost Armed: 874thLargest Information Technology Sector: 876thHighest Average Incomes: 1,138thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,882ndTop
Largest Governments: 2,460thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,728thMost Developed: 3,685thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,879thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,324thLargest Mining Sector: 4,364thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,372ndSmartest Citizens: 4,571stMost Advanced Public Education: 4,863rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,173rdHighest Economic Output: 5,204thRudest Citizens: 6,110thMost Efficient Economies: 6,205thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,753rdMost Cultured: 7,236thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,429thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,182ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,476thTop
Most Inclusive: 13,070thLowest Crime Rates: 14,233rdMost Stationary: 15,653rdMost Secular: 22,320thHealthiest Citizens: 24,387th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionLargest Black Market: 31st in the regionMost Armed: 31st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 48th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 53rd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 107th in the regionLargest Governments: 135th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 151st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 153rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 159th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 209th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 210th in the regionMost Influential: 213th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 214th in the regionMost Developed: 226th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 249th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 251st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 256th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 269th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 298th in the regionRudest Citizens: 332nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 346th in the regionMost Stationary: 354th in the regionMost Cultured: 361st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 408th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 409th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 475th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 752nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 787th in the regionLargest Populations: 824th in the region

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