The Military Socialist Republic of Itallitopia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Mountain Dewus Junior with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.196 billion Itallitopians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reme. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Itallitopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,302 trillion Workers Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 371,635 Workers Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Itallitopia isn't what it used to be, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, and nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked. Crime is totally unknown. Itallitopia's national animal is the Mountain Dew, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Itallitopian Orthodox.

Itallitopia is ranked 6,970^th in the world and 401^st in The North Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 91.83 Years.