The Republic of Itanland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Ruben with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.093 billion Itanlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itandon. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Itanlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,573 trillion Itans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 272,928 Itans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Itanlandians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in Itanland, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, and large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Itanland's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Itanland, large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children.
- : Following new legislation in Itanland, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise.
- : Following new legislation in Itanland, dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in Itanland.
- : Following new legislation in Itanland, Itanlandians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
- : Itanland was endorsed by The Empire of Rising Sakura.
- : Following new legislation in Itanland, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.
- : Following new legislation in Itanland, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
- : Following new legislation in Itanland, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations.
- : Following new legislation in Itanland, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Itanland, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet.
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