by Max Barry

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,852ndLargest Retail Industry: 17,203rd
The Theocracy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
I'm itching
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population185 million


The Theocracy of Itch is a very large, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory vegetarianism, and compulsory military service. The hard-working population of 185 million Itchings have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 11.8%.

The Itchian economy, worth 8.67 trillion itches a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,855 itches, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Children are regularly married to each other to secure alliances between families, the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, and funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Itch's national animal is the itch, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Itch is ranked 155,150th in the world and 15th in Isle of Wooloo Kingdom for Fattest Citizens, with 9.06 Obesity Rate.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,852ndLargest Retail Industry: 17,203rd
Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the region

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