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Most Primitive: 1,557thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,629thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,252nd
The Holy Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship
Foedere et Religione Tenemur
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Itic

Population345 million

Currencygroschen
Animalimperial eagle

The Holy Empire of Itic is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its avant-garde cinema, lack of airports, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 345 million Iticians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Itician economy, worth 20.6 trillion groschens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Pizza Delivery, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 59,741 groschens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion, and young girls often attend the same schools as their children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Itic's national animal is the imperial eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Itic is ranked 182,788th in the world and 1,847th in 10000 Islands for Least Corrupt Governments, with 88.32 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Most Primitive: 1,557thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,629thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,252ndMost Devout: 3,506thMost Influential: 4,239thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,578thMost Cultured: 15,662ndMost Pacifist: 17,726thHighest Drug Use: 18,706th
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Most Primitive: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 11th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 38th in the regionMost Devout: 38th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 132nd in the regionMost Influential: 174th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 186th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Itic, young girls often attend the same schools as their children.
  • : Following new legislation in Itic, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion.
  • : Following new legislation in Itic, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita.
  • : Itic was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Itic, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches.
  • : Itic was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Itic, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food.
  • : Following new legislation in Itic, animal control is going door-to-door releasing all pets back into the wild.
  • : Itic was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in Itic, songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 136 » Valentian Elysium, Kuriko, Evertopia, Krystalveil, Wysrod, The Soylent Green Party, Haivon, Republic of Karskarovyt, Northern Nivaria, Nooooooooooooooo, Dustwind, Lamborghini Murcielago, Histerrion, Ignis Cinere, United Kingdom of Selesnia, Vill Send, Terra Royaume, Vivolkha, Eist, Holma, Ao Kuang, Better Indonesia, Ergandia, Kilko, Lower Phlebacite, Eames, Snakeden, Gewisse, Tzo, Republic of Nutella, Old Atlantica, Ascended Union, Liberdon, Tamsalin, The Pizza, Zopciria, Xemja, Mastodonia, Palman, German Remnants, Colonel Terrosit, Northern African Sahara, Isentran, Achiotopia, Kyrizstanislav, Recon Island, Discotheque, Karlando, Lesbi, Zyrcrestia, and 86 others.Slaytania, Seantonia, Zeganas, Ehrgeizig, PYT, Nogalacia, West Whale, North Southumberland, Arctic Coalition, Maalemzya, Quwoe, Pardul, Athontia, Kebecois, Creeptopia, Gallifrey Force Units, Amabanana, Saybel, Asakraka, Free Land of Malopolska, AliEN A, Annarilia, Sawhirius, Rex Republic, The Biggles Syndicate, Riance, Anollasia, The Snake Brotherhood, Echocrimsonia, Samonaemia, Jimjam Goober, Alleida, Randopian, Namakan, Solarampa, United North American Islands, Grimmywelsh, Chip Skylark, Vragar, Lunador, Graemania, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Mulia Easamandringordia, Far New Zum, Anisopterra, New Suwa, New Tamara, Thinking Logically and Critically, Son Weslana, Neojinkotsu, REPUBLICA LEGIONARA ROMANIA, Testa, New Fania, Leprechaun Gold, Nilveroe, Sedek-Cantus, Medetas, Aspistania, Kingdom of Brabantia, Seranis, Flaretopia, Generic Country Name That Is Available, Coreras, Grungerock, AciaciaMont, Acvilsol, Transvolcanic, Drewish, Greenmont Federation, Great Ranges, The Parandeam, The Republic of Osea, Waitiki, Solsevara, Point Comfort Colony, Ishkabibber, Germanic and Jewish people, Magtonia, Teabagia, The Galactic RepubIlic, Novegia, QuazaFire, Vones Monourakal, New CHOP, Islands of Czechia, and Bortheria.

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