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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,117thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,720thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,222nd
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Itini

Population887 million

CurrencyIts
AnimalWolf

The United States of Itini is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 887 million Itinians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Itinian economy, worth 84.5 trillion Theirs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 95,277 Theirs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, many politicians are having to do a hard day's work for the first time in their careers, police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers, and the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Itini's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Itini is ranked 184,186th in the world and 389th in Forest for Least Corrupt Governments, with 90.11 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,117thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,720thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,222ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,458thTop
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Most Devout: 12,756thMost Influential: 16,345thSafest: 16,562ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,314thLowest Crime Rates: 17,539thLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,378thHealthiest Citizens: 18,935thBest Weather: 19,069thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,844thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19,978thMost Authoritarian: 20,290thMost Pacifist: 20,347th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 34th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 35th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 36th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 41st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 44th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Itini was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Itini, the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep.
  • : Following new legislation in Itini, police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers.
  • : Following new legislation in Itini, many politicians are having to do a hard day's work for the first time in their careers.
  • : Following new legislation in Itini, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
  • : Following new legislation in Itini, tax rises are attributed to divine will.
  • : Following new legislation in Itini, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
  • : Following new legislation in Itini, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Itini, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • : Itini was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.

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