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Most Influential: 1,843rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,361stMost Rebellious Youth: 10,248th
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Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Its Hell

Population4.342 billion

CapitalNinth Circle
LeaderLucifer Morningstar
FaithSatanisim

CurrencySulfur Disc
AnimalBat

The United States of Its Hell is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Lucifer Morningstar with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 4.342 billion Hellians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ninth Circle. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hellian economy, worth 449 trillion Sulfur Discs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,489 Sulfur Discs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, saying "don't do anything that Lucifer Morningstar wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, the best-of-the-best athletes have been replaced by the best-of-the-mediocre, and political cartoons depicting Lucifer Morningstar's face on a Bat's buttocks are selling like hotcakes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Its Hell's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Satanisim.

Its Hell is ranked 17,053rd in the world and 849th in Osiris for Highest Poor Incomes, with 80,034.44 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Influential: 1,843rdTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,361stMost Rebellious Youth: 10,248thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,369thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,905thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,688thBest Weather: 13,936thHealthiest Citizens: 14,001stMost Developed: 14,049thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,490thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,050thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,053rdMost Subsidized Industry: 19,679thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,680thMost Cultured: 19,933rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,615thMost Efficient Economies: 21,845thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,211thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,456th
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Most Influential: 13th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 391st in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 604th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 645th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 680th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 707th in the regionRudest Citizens: 714th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 731st in the regionMost Developed: 737th in the regionBest Weather: 742nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 789th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Its Hell was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Its Hell was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Its Hell was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Its Hell was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations and Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Its Hell's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Its Hell was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth and the Top 10% for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Its Hell's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Its Hell's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Its Hell altered its national flag.
  • : Its Hell created a custom banner.

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