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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,481stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,898thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,100th
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
Lover
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Squire
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
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Its Nice To Have A Friend

Population645 million

Currencylover
Animallover

The Republic of Its Nice To Have A Friend is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, public floggings, and ban on automobiles. The hard-working population of 645 million Its Nice To Have A Friendians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.0%.

The thriving Its Nice To Have A Friendian economy, worth 45.1 trillion lovers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,926 lovers, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, and lovers that venture near secret military bases are shipped off to prison for espionage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Its Nice To Have A Friend's national animal is the lover, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Its Nice To Have A Friend is ranked 141,742nd in the world and 53rd in Stereo Hearts for Rudest Citizens, with 44.03 Insults Per Minute.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,481stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,898thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,100th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 20th in the regionMost Pacifist: 23rd in the regionMost Secular: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Its Nice To Have A Friend was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Its Nice To Have A Friend, lovers that venture near secret military bases are shipped off to prison for espionage.
  • : Following new legislation in Its Nice To Have A Friend, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Its Nice To Have A Friend, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
  • : Following new legislation in Its Nice To Have A Friend, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground.
  • : Following new legislation in Its Nice To Have A Friend, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards.
  • : Its Nice To Have A Friend was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Its Nice To Have A Friend was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in Its Nice To Have A Friend, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
  • : Following new legislation in Its Nice To Have A Friend, all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense.

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