The Armed Republic of J o Jian Capture Squad Gold is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.406 billion J o Jian Capture Squad Goldians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The thriving J o Jian Capture Squad Goldian economy, worth 413 trillion Sauces a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 64,590 Sauces, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 228,628 per year while the poor average 13,175, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, it is said that a J o Jian Capture Squad Goldian woman's work is never done, and murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. J o Jian Capture Squad Gold's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

J o Jian Capture Squad Gold is ranked 59,511^th in the world and 1^st in OwO for Most Avoided, scoring 4.69 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.