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Most Secular: 593rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 869thLargest Black Market: 1,055th
The Nuclear Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Nuking is the way to go
Jim Bunny
Influence
Instigator
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Jabulla

Population10.895 billion

CapitalVictimonia
LeaderJim Bunny

CurrencyGenesis
AnimalHedgehog

The Nuclear Empire of Jabulla is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jim Bunny with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, avowedly heterosexual populace, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.895 billion Bunnies are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victimonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Jabullan economy, worth a remarkable 3,116 trillion Geneses a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 286,002 Geneses, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,347,435 per year while the poor average 36,046, a ratio of 37.4 to 1.

Putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument, the nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, and rumor has it that Jim Bunny has won three lotteries in a row. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jabulla's national animal is the Hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jabulla is ranked 225,720th in the world and 13th in The Atheist Empire for Best Weather, with 65 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Most Secular: 593rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 869thLargest Black Market: 1,055thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,111thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,145thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,172ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,950thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,109thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,328thHighest Average Incomes: 2,393rdTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,760thFattest Citizens: 3,319thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,376thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,861stMost Efficient Economies: 4,311thLargest Governments: 4,389thHighest Economic Output: 4,526thLowest Crime Rates: 4,981stHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,204thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,885thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,189thSmartest Citizens: 7,370thMost Influential: 7,602ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,738thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,131stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,160thMost Developed: 9,486thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,735thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,358thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,774thLargest Retail Industry: 21,104thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22,040thLargest Mining Sector: 23,538th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jabulla was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Jabulla, rumor has it that Jim Bunny has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Following new legislation in Jabulla, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.
  • : Following new legislation in Jabulla, the nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend.
  • : Following new legislation in Jabulla, putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument.
  • : Following new legislation in Jabulla, a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics.
  • : Jabulla's influence in The Atheist Empire fell from "Dealmaker" to "Instigator".
  • : Jabulla was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Jabulla applied to join the World Assembly.
  • : Jabulla's influence in The Atheist Empire rose from "Minnow" to "Dealmaker".

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