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Largest Insurance Industry: 4,733rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,571stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,842nd
The Confederacy of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Peace and Prosperity
The King
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Jahad Empire

Population1.186 billion

LeaderThe King


The Confederacy of Jahad Empire is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The King with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, strictly enforced bedtime, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.186 billion Jahad Empireans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Urek. The average income tax rate is 19.4%.

The all-consuming Jahad Empirean economy, worth 156 trillion Shinies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 131,907 Shinies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian, people choose marriage partners by buying a lottery ticket, school uniforms are compulsory, and the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jahad Empire's national animal is the Cougar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Jahad Empire is ranked 67,992nd in the world and 2,699th in The East Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,919.68 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Largest Insurance Industry: 4,733rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,571stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,842ndMost Influential: 7,120thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,069thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,091stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,481stMost Devout: 8,650thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 10,771stLargest Retail Industry: 11,261stLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,537thMost Avoided: 14,896thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,830thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,053rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,094thHighest Average Incomes: 18,132nd
Largest Insurance Industry: 105th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 117th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 198th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 229th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 240th in the regionMost Devout: 258th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 286th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 332nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 403rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 416th in the regionMost Influential: 428th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 450th in the regionMost Avoided: 490th in the regionLargest Black Market: 492nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 496th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 511th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 514th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 593rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 626th in the regionMost Armed: 663rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 698th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 731st in the regionMost Developed: 799th in the region

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