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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,817thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,303rd
The People's Imperial Republic of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Power and Industry
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Jair Tizu

Population1.623 billion

Currencyguilder
Animalwolf

The People's Imperial Republic of Jair Tizu is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.623 billion Jair Tizuans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 8.7%.

The strong Jair Tizuan economy, worth 98.3 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 60,587 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees, citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise, and the government is under the thumb of countless special interests. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Jair Tizu's national animal is the wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Jair Tizu is ranked 138,608th in the world and 318th in Forest for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.36 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,817thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 14,303rd
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 33rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 41st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jair Tizu, the government is under the thumb of countless special interests.
  • : Following new legislation in Jair Tizu, citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise.
  • : Following new legislation in Jair Tizu, diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees.
  • : Following new legislation in Jair Tizu, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
  • : Following new legislation in Jair Tizu, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.
  • : Following new legislation in Jair Tizu, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
  • : Following new legislation in Jair Tizu, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Jair Tizu, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box.
  • : Following new legislation in Jair Tizu, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Jair Tizu, masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery.

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