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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,693rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,413thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,213th
The Commonwealth of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Die unless you want to live
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Jajakeil

Population1.176 billion

CapitalSamritan
LeaderDev Sinha
FaithOmnitheism

CurrencyJajkoli
AnimalOrangutan

The Commonwealth of Jajakeil is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dev Sinha with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 1.176 billion Jajakelians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Samritan. The average income tax rate is 13.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jajakeili economy, worth 167 trillion Jajkolis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 142,495 Jajkolis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Rumour has it Dev Sinha needs a calculator to multiply ten by ten, getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Jajakeil, workers have seized control of the economy, and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime is totally unknown. Jajakeil's national animal is the Orangutan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Omnitheism.

Jajakeil is ranked 72,991st in the world and 734th in 10000 Islands for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,077.11 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,693rdTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,413thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,213thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,308thRudest Citizens: 5,344thLargest Retail Industry: 7,295thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,236thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,977thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 10,927thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,422ndMost Secular: 15,159thHighest Average Incomes: 15,251stMost Influential: 15,647thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,218thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,404thMost Cultured: 18,155thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,139th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 19th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 48th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 52nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 63rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 86th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 107th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 107th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 135th in the regionLargest Black Market: 140th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 170th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 185th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 194th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 208th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jajakeil was endorsed by The Democratic States of Bortheria.
  • : Following new legislation in Jajakeil, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
  • : Following new legislation in Jajakeil, workers have seized control of the economy.
  • : Following new legislation in Jajakeil, getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Jajakeil.
  • : Following new legislation in Jajakeil, rumour has it Dev Sinha needs a calculator to multiply ten by ten.
  • : Following new legislation in Jajakeil, the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities.
  • : Following new legislation in Jajakeil, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Jajakeil, state dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in Jajakeil, hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Jajakeil, janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for.

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