The Republic of Jakit is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Jakeitaniah with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 962 million Jakitians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oloy. The average income tax rate is 48.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Jakitian economy, worth 89.0 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Average income is 92,537 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Purported secret military bases are dismissed by Jakeitaniah to be highly-advanced toilet factories, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", and a government program is underway to revitalize Jakit's beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jakit's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jakit is ranked 116,560^th in the world and 3,006^th in The North Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 89.0 trillion Standard Monetary Units.