by Max Barry

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,790th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,694th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 13,663rd
The Federation of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
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Population239 million


The Federation of Jamestownn is a huge, safe nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 239 million Jamestownnians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 41.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Jamestownnian economy, worth 22.0 trillion Jephphs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,236 Jephphs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, it's best not to ask what goes into Jamestownn City Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, and city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jamestownn's national animal is the Tree, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Jamestownn is ranked 146,921st in the world and 30th in The Norwegian Region Legion for Highest Drug Use, scoring 25.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,790thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,694thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 13,663rd
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the region

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