Population | 14.821 billion |
Capital | Penguin City |
Leader | President Michael Lattimer |
Faith | French Cathlic |
Currency | LAN |
Animal | Penguin |
The Lanian Republic of JamLan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Michael Lattimer with an even hand, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 14.821 billion JamLanins have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Penguin City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.6%.
The thriving JamLanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,113 trillion LANS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is 75,123 LANS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 214,089 per year while the poor average 21,023, a ratio of 10.2 to 1.
Rumor has it that President Michael Lattimer has won three lotteries in a row, national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first, President Michael Lattimer's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, and companies are turning to trained Penguins for their most menial jobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JamLan's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is French Cathlic.
JamLan is ranked 194,826th in the world and 14th in CISB Reforged for Most Stationary, with 54.0975695442 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : JamLan's influence in CISB Reforged rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : JamLan's influence in CISB Reforged rose from "Unproven" to "Page".
- : JamLan altered its national flag.
- : JamLan relocated from Balder to CISB Reforged.
- : JamLan was refounded in Balder.
- : JamLan ceased to exist in CISB Reforged.
- : JamLan's influence in CISB Reforged fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
- : JamLan's influence in CISB Reforged rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : JamLan was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Celestial Empire of Breen, killing 58 million zombies.
- : JamLan was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Thai Empire of Aluviar, curing 2 million infected.