Population | 8.335 billion |
Capital | The Jam Factory |
Leader | King of Jammlandia |
Faith | The Church of Jam |
Currency | Jamcoin |
Animal | Jam Cow |
The Support Ukraine of Jammlandia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King of Jammlandia with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed population of 8.335 billion Jamlanders enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Jam Factory. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Jammlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,899 trillion Jamcoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 227,850 Jamcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, and giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why King of Jammlandia is a silly poophead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jammlandia's national animal is the Jam Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Jam.
Jammlandia is ranked 27,731st in the world and 376th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,412.14328372772 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Jammlandia, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why King of Jammlandia is a silly poophead.
- : Following new legislation in Jammlandia, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security.
- : Following new legislation in Jammlandia, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
- : Jammlandia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Jammlandia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Following new legislation in Jammlandia, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in Jammlandia, powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents.
- : Following new legislation in Jammlandia, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
- : Following new legislation in Jammlandia, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
- : Following new legislation in Jammlandia, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 144 » The Worst army of, Amerion, PenguinPies, Land Without Shrimp, Bawkie, Bleakfoot, Wehraboos, Ralphburg, Farengeto, West Pastafaria, Jehenna, Drugged Monkeys, Hanguk-Nippon, Midand, Tsunamy, Curlyhoward, Ebonhand, Tepertopia, Abarri, Phanama, Drystar, Rebel-topia, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Nowa Europa, Shefino, The Solar System Scope, Yellunstryer, Aidenfieeld, Indolos, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Freedoom, Beblahbleblo, Anatasha, Saciu, Kringalia, The naked people, Darakin, United States of Belvaria, Arscanesia, The Haughtherlands, Kanatian Percocet, Chernaya Zvezda, Eleuthelrium, Ever Testing, Ostavaria, Mavenu, Aurcania, Froshar, Auviantan Outh Islands, Great Lothian, and 94 others.Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, ARIAPOLIS01, Lynxaion, The Island of Sorna, Altnavia, New Bulacan, Estival, Goldnation, Holy Free, Sgaana, Valles Stellarum, America Gone Wrong, Sporaltryus, Galactya, Khnomania, North Pernambuco, Bonobiana, Uvalor, Unielvan Millorvium, Dhemixia, Pepoland, Kazhinskia, The Free Falklands, Empire of Pekoland, Yugarritia, Hacrela, Dimplingpie, Tanyaland, Venezia Pacifica, Farelonia, Nova Rhodia, Dakalian, Cerespasia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Scapula, Bohenia, Maeiland, Gonthavnor, Purisect, Alvira, Morian, Asarana, Kaoia, West Khazana Finsstan, Belschaft, Blipp, New Maxta, Phyakaran, The Culinary State of Half-Jordi, Lilli Lands, Teasonda, Emagination, Tioloman, Hadrex, Swiss Cheese Wheel, ANuadh, Yusan, Purestan, Krauanagaz, The Filippinas, Eden Novae, East Endia, Lowelian, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Nuevo San Juan Parangaricutiro, Detroxia, Eastern Doncaster, Albend, Springwalla, Marnrio, Las Filipina, HawkoFon, The Weirdo, Aodhan, Lupusterra, Lans Isles, Marre, Nueva Alta California, Xanistan, Nakayo, Pepperton, BEEstreetz, Elritch, Eastern Juble Lux, Anarco Argentina, Canamerico and Greenland, Geneek, Genoxelande, Stelmund, Benese, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, and Mardunia.