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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,112thLowest Crime Rates: 1,939thMost Influential: 2,107th
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Remember: Put Jam on your toast.
King of Jammlandia
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Jammlandia

Population8.335 billion

CapitalThe Jam Factory
LeaderKing of Jammlandia
FaithThe Church of Jam

CurrencyJamcoin
AnimalJam Cow

The Support Ukraine of Jammlandia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King of Jammlandia with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed population of 8.335 billion Jamlanders enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Jam Factory. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Jammlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,899 trillion Jamcoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 227,850 Jamcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, and giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why King of Jammlandia is a silly poophead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jammlandia's national animal is the Jam Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Jam.

Jammlandia is ranked 27,731st in the world and 376th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,412.14328372772 days.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,112thLowest Crime Rates: 1,939thMost Influential: 2,107thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,383rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,426thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,577thHealthiest Citizens: 2,939thTop
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Largest Governments: 3,168thMost Developed: 3,299thMost Patriotic: 3,820thSmartest Citizens: 4,138thMost Efficient Economies: 4,219thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,291stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,480thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,147thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,389thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,449thBest Weather: 5,456thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,693rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,765thHighest Food Quality: 6,911thHighest Average Incomes: 7,022ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,025thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,168thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,543rdMost Cultured: 8,027thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,084thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,458thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,842ndMost Advanced Public Education: 10,624thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,738thMost Inclusive: 11,680thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,342ndMost Subsidized Industry: 13,141stHighest Economic Output: 13,335thTop
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Most Secular: 16,307thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,252ndMost Income Equality: 20,950thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27,609thMost Stationary: 27,731st
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Lowest Crime Rates: 45th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 54th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 59th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 59th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 70th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 71st in the regionLargest Governments: 71st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 78th in the regionMost Developed: 87th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 93rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 95th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 98th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 101st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 109th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 120th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 121st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 136th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 141st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 153rd in the regionBest Weather: 159th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 161st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 170th in the regionMost Influential: 174th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 189th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 191st in the regionMost Cultured: 203rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 206th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 207th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 217th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 237th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 246th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 256th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 258th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 295th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 304th in the regionMost Secular: 338th in the regionMost Inclusive: 345th in the regionMost Stationary: 376th in the regionRudest Citizens: 405th in the regionMost Income Equality: 516th in the regionLargest Populations: 554th in the regionNudest: 569th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 577th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jammlandia, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why King of Jammlandia is a silly poophead.
  • : Following new legislation in Jammlandia, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security.
  • : Following new legislation in Jammlandia, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
  • : Jammlandia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
  • : Jammlandia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
  • : Following new legislation in Jammlandia, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
  • : Following new legislation in Jammlandia, powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents.
  • : Following new legislation in Jammlandia, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
  • : Following new legislation in Jammlandia, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
  • : Following new legislation in Jammlandia, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 144 » The Worst army of, Amerion, PenguinPies, Land Without Shrimp, Bawkie, Bleakfoot, Wehraboos, Ralphburg, Farengeto, West Pastafaria, Jehenna, Drugged Monkeys, Hanguk-Nippon, Midand, Tsunamy, Curlyhoward, Ebonhand, Tepertopia, Abarri, Phanama, Drystar, Rebel-topia, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Nowa Europa, Shefino, The Solar System Scope, Yellunstryer, Aidenfieeld, Indolos, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Freedoom, Beblahbleblo, Anatasha, Saciu, Kringalia, The naked people, Darakin, United States of Belvaria, Arscanesia, The Haughtherlands, Kanatian Percocet, Chernaya Zvezda, Eleuthelrium, Ever Testing, Ostavaria, Mavenu, Aurcania, Froshar, Auviantan Outh Islands, Great Lothian, and 94 others.Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, ARIAPOLIS01, Lynxaion, The Island of Sorna, Altnavia, New Bulacan, Estival, Goldnation, Holy Free, Sgaana, Valles Stellarum, America Gone Wrong, Sporaltryus, Galactya, Khnomania, North Pernambuco, Bonobiana, Uvalor, Unielvan Millorvium, Dhemixia, Pepoland, Kazhinskia, The Free Falklands, Empire of Pekoland, Yugarritia, Hacrela, Dimplingpie, Tanyaland, Venezia Pacifica, Farelonia, Nova Rhodia, Dakalian, Cerespasia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Scapula, Bohenia, Maeiland, Gonthavnor, Purisect, Alvira, Morian, Asarana, Kaoia, West Khazana Finsstan, Belschaft, Blipp, New Maxta, Phyakaran, The Culinary State of Half-Jordi, Lilli Lands, Teasonda, Emagination, Tioloman, Hadrex, Swiss Cheese Wheel, ANuadh, Yusan, Purestan, Krauanagaz, The Filippinas, Eden Novae, East Endia, Lowelian, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Nuevo San Juan Parangaricutiro, Detroxia, Eastern Doncaster, Albend, Springwalla, Marnrio, Las Filipina, HawkoFon, The Weirdo, Aodhan, Lupusterra, Lans Isles, Marre, Nueva Alta California, Xanistan, Nakayo, Pepperton, BEEstreetz, Elritch, Eastern Juble Lux, Anarco Argentina, Canamerico and Greenland, Geneek, Genoxelande, Stelmund, Benese, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, and Mardunia.

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