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Most Cheerful Citizens: 458thLargest Publishing Industry: 545thMost Advanced Public Education: 648th
The Peaceful Paradise of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Compassionate regard for all sentient beings
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population19.873 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Amos

Currencycoffee bean
Animalrainbow lorikeet

The Peaceful Paradise of Jamocha is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Amos with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.873 billion Jamochans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mochiana. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jamochan economy, worth a remarkable 3,102 trillion coffee beans a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,097 coffee beans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence. Crime is totally unknown. Jamocha's national animal is the rainbow lorikeet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Jamocha is ranked 236,486th in the world and 256th in Spiritus for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -12.41 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 458thLargest Publishing Industry: 545thMost Advanced Public Education: 648thMost Pacifist: 698thNicest Citizens: 854thMost Beautiful Environments: 968thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,098thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,123rdBest Weather: 1,137thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,148thMost Cultured: 1,360thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,473rdSmartest Citizens: 1,732ndMost Developed: 2,013thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,063rdMost Influential: 2,315thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2,883rdLongest Average Lifespans: 3,367thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,403rdHighest Economic Output: 4,625thLowest Crime Rates: 5,900thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,011thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,178thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,878thLargest Governments: 7,061stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,554thLargest Populations: 7,817thSafest: 8,593rdMost Stationary: 9,774thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,856thMost Inclusive: 11,578thTop
Nudest: 12,113thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,288thHighest Average Incomes: 12,923rdMost Efficient Economies: 18,177thMost Devout: 20,093rd
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 14th in the regionNudest: 15th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Stationary: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 24th in the regionLargest Governments: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jamocha voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Ellenburg".
  • : Jamocha voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Native Prairies and Grasslands".
  • : Jamocha voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
  • : Jamocha was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Tassalvia.
  • : Jamocha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest and Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Jamocha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Jamocha was endorsed by The Exiled Immortal Empire of Oblitus Terras.
  • : Jamocha voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Digital Network Defense"".
  • : Jamocha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Jamocha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.


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