by Max Barry

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 452ndLargest Publishing Industry: 535thMost Advanced Public Education: 662nd
The Peaceful Paradise of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Compassionate regard for all sentient beings
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population19.413 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Amos

Currencycoffee bean
Animalrainbow lorikeet

The Peaceful Paradise of Jamocha is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Amos with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.413 billion Jamochans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mochiana. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jamochan economy, worth a remarkable 3,050 trillion coffee beans a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,116 coffee beans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence. Crime is totally unknown. Jamocha's national animal is the rainbow lorikeet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Jamocha is ranked 4,564th in the world and 19th in Spiritus for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 4,693.45 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 452ndLargest Publishing Industry: 535thMost Advanced Public Education: 662ndMost Pacifist: 664thNicest Citizens: 809thMost Beautiful Environments: 979thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,078thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,150thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,152ndBest Weather: 1,160thMost Cultured: 1,352ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,463rdSmartest Citizens: 1,701stMost Developed: 1,959thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,078thMost Influential: 2,252ndTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2,820thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,304thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,564thHighest Economic Output: 4,578thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,737thLowest Crime Rates: 5,748thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,065thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,904thLargest Governments: 6,962ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,737thLargest Populations: 7,880thSafest: 8,487thMost Stationary: 10,068thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,077thMost Inclusive: 11,425thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,065thTop
Nudest: 12,118thHighest Average Incomes: 12,557thMost Efficient Economies: 18,128thMost Devout: 20,368th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionNudest: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 16th in the regionMost Stationary: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionLargest Governments: 25th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 26th in the regionSafest: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jamocha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Jamocha voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Death Penalty Ban"".
  • : Jamocha voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Northern Borland".
  • : Jamocha was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Psychanautica.
  • : Jamocha was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Jamocha was endorsed by The Red State of Skogatopia.
  • : Jamocha voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "International Criminal Protocol"".
  • : Jamocha was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Jamocha voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Radio Standards Act".
  • : Jamocha was endorsed by The fairy mound.


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