The Democratic Sultanate of Janapuri is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sultan Azrin Aziz with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 31.18 billion Janapurians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kota Sebatu. The average income tax rate is 87.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Janapurian economy, worth a remarkable 4,694 trillion Ringgits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 150,565 Ringgits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, the New Janapurian Thesaurus lists "love" and "oppress" as synonyms, net monetary worth and net moral worth are considered to be directly equivalent, and East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of Janapuri. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janapuri's national animal is the Payau, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Janapuri is ranked 8,027^th in the world and 414^th in Osiris for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,813.16 pounds of wildlife per square mile.