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Janoobi Jazair

Population5.139 billion

CapitalLake Kahuna
LeaderBig Kahuna


The Federal Republic of Janoobi Jazair is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Big Kahuna with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.139 billion Jazairis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lake Kahuna. The average income tax rate is 84.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Janoobi Jazairian economy, worth 452 trillion jCoins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,036 jCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, the Janoobi Jazairian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, shops were recently ransacked as cigarettes returned to the shelves, and the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janoobi Jazair's national animal is the Goldfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Faithism.

Janoobi Jazair is ranked 55,681st in the world and 663rd in The East Pacific for Largest Populations, with 5.14 billion Capita.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,099thMost Influential: 3,664thSafest: 5,018thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,417thBest Weather: 5,597thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,887thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,454thMost Pacifist: 6,692ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,179thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,941stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,159thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,270thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,284thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,788thMost Inclusive: 11,100thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,580thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,633rdNicest Citizens: 11,917thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 12,052ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,534thLowest Crime Rates: 12,915thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,758thMost Developed: 16,330thSmartest Citizens: 16,580thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,665thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,161stMost Income Equality: 19,415thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,756thLargest Governments: 20,478thMost Devout: 21,859th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 144th in the regionSafest: 152nd in the regionBest Weather: 179th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 200th in the regionMost Pacifist: 219th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 225th in the regionMost Influential: 233rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 242nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 265th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 265th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 280th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 295th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 299th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 317th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 321st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 347th in the regionMost Inclusive: 359th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 362nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 364th in the regionNicest Citizens: 372nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 384th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 434th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 454th in the regionMost Developed: 494th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 516th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 521st in the regionLargest Governments: 598th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 629th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 655th in the regionLargest Populations: 663rd in the regionMost Devout: 752nd in the regionMost Stationary: 806th in the regionMost Cultured: 818th in the region

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