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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 347th Most Influential: 1,356th Safest: 6,830th
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Janoobi Jazair

Population1.026 billion

CapitalLake Kahuna
LeaderBig Kahuna


The Federal Republic of Janoobi Jazair is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Big Kahuna with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.026 billion Jazairis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lake Kahuna. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Janoobi Jazairian economy, worth 84.8 trillion jCoins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,636 jCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, and the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janoobi Jazair's national animal is the Goldfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Faithism.

Janoobi Jazair is ranked 77,522nd in the world and 2,951st in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 959.56 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 347thMost Influential: 1,356thTop
Safest: 6,830thMost Pacifist: 7,817thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,976thTop
Best Weather: 8,753rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,716thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,534thNicest Citizens: 11,895thHealthiest Citizens: 12,191stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,282ndMost Inclusive: 12,901stLongest Average Lifespans: 13,973rdMost Beautiful Environments: 14,875thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,210thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,274th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 33rd in the regionMost Influential: 51st in the regionTop
Safest: 192nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 226th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 243rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 248th in the regionBest Weather: 252nd in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 316th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 329th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 335th in the regionNicest Citizens: 337th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 348th in the regionMost Inclusive: 370th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 394th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 405th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 407th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 419th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 431st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 454th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 473rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 478th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 527th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Janoobi Jazair, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • : Janoobi Jazair changed its national faith to "Faithism".
  • : Janoobi Jazair changed its national faith to "Religionism".
  • : Following new legislation in Janoobi Jazair, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Janoobi Jazair, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Janoobi Jazair, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • : Following new legislation in Janoobi Jazair, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
  • : Following new legislation in Janoobi Jazair, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one.
  • : Janoobi Jazair endorsed The Cartographer Guy of Staynes.
  • : Janoobi Jazair endorsed The Federation of Pentlandia.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 264 » Fedele, Todd McCloud, Bachtendekuppen, A Slanted Black Stripe, Pakitsk, H-Zhena, Izonno, Davelands, VW53Aland, Axdel, Ridann, Brotherland, The Sacred Whale, Merlovich, Marrico, Neruch, Socialist Holy American Empire, Arkantis, Shantan, Tim Stark, Solarfall, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Wiranath, Indovinesia, Kangarawa, Bullpups, Hizuru, Aelitia, Thyaclinia, Rhealaliit, Chria Deau, Abadong, Arberinopolis, Guthra, Gorbastan, Kario and Nix, The Angel of Charity, Swiftwhiskers, Kilkire, Laikantar, United China Nation, Osterreich und Ungarn, Seri Tai Republic, Amjedia, Elejamie, Goodnamesarerare, The New Wisconsin Empire, Danesopia, The Almighty Country, Perpetuam, and 214 others.Someseni, Hokolokia, Lanagon, Kaigi, East Malaysia, New Terabithia, The Holy Utopian Republic, Pightinbotanoffen, Imperial Akatsuki, Layngderfleethe, The Empire of Rijelv, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, Meridian Unity, Avalon Ascendancy, Xobalon, Norport, Headpat Central, Cassidya, Darkfull, Impia Aghte, Vrama, Adavan, ReeK, Talitoa, Dearovia, Tshana, New Taranaki, The Underwood Industrial Empire, Wansley Manor, Slavyanya, The Humble Abyss, Blazing Samaritan, Gluponija, Puckconnolly, CheeseBurrito, Devlon, Empalla, BearStackof2015, Harro Waarudho, Taurora, Bortalandet, Ouroboric, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Shinnokawa, Redfoos Irrelevancy, Slonful, Kelsyth, Ravendi, Federal Unity, Froplondia, Drunken Seal Islands, Qui sequuntur somnia, Sadinata, Chols Worithopia, Zang0, Enlil, Just Vale 2, Blobbo, Galve, TheRuthenians, Propwash, Kucia, Nifalembria Zamingstan, Davinhia, Ska Hydorordia, Servants of Gizmo, Lyontisia, Choushuu, Dragonia, Bai Lung, Federated States of Zootron, Roliganistan, Sericena, Cameronia Excellentia, Ver Norge, Republic of Berzerkistan, CopyCato, Pura Mente, TURKEYISM, Free The Lagich, Secos, Dom Islana, Betremia, Aeljae, Kublam, Barfleur, Wizardonia, Klaassopli, Dark Edgyness, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Humri, The island of Kiria, Broengtopia, New Military, La Isla Nueva, Darkenval, Akorial, Norjis, Survivoristan, Sonictopia, Norgsveldet, Verketa, Squid Ruinosa, Slys Paws, Endertopias, Nazagully, Tyrae, Jordanistan22, Freedom Fascists, Wanabe, New Leganes, Tel Mithru, Democrosis reborn, Adriatican, Splena, Am Echad, Trimmania, Yutogolan, Free Goldsaver, Riveraland, Roissyland, Respublica Deltanica, Gratefuland, Superior Indonesia, Pengnia, Bulli, Kagorg Bra Corna, Ciggie Smallistan, Brethren, Archooli, The Anarchisticly Lost Canadian North, Sansangra, Artimisiare, Pulmonaria, Durfia, Mizanzukistao, Babcocia, Joundia, United Artificial Intelligence Armada, Dragonroar, Theta Xi Nation, Constructbegin, Tree Egg, Arpino, Bakaworld, The United Asian Republics, Mundiferrum, Kynaria, Rokaku, Furnifold, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Mer Dieu, Solestia, Sufjan Stevens Fans, South East Charmaracapa, Ribanzi, Ellsonian Dominion, Airrajul, The Romanum Legio, Narinoland, New Gehenna, AngusEssa, Gemookul, Elkenian, Reftaria, Bytes, United-kingdom of Britannia, Bacon Land, Taya Dust, Dyonisistan, Stanisiti, America Mjolnir, Glen-Rock, Astroa, Chechkoslovakia, United Atlantic Provinces, Stellar Colonies, Megolavania, Aristortia, Deubonia, Pekweng, Lit Medieval Dancing, Magosconity, Free Peoples Republic of Sandir, Orveila, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Penfifteen, Maklensiaticap, New Xobalon, Atlia Sonis, Monezambique, The Upper Low, Ur-Lusen, Chubaka, Matdor, Justice-Becoming, INTJ for life, New Grovershire, Tuvaltastan, Edmontia, VoyKovie, Overlia, Kingdom of Pars, Opossum Slayer, Aleister, ArenaC, Greater Felter, Funkadelia, Abtracnt, The United Neo American Union, Slongs, Kriov, Wendelandia, and Pentlandia.

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