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Janoobi Jazair

Population3.246 billion

CapitalLake Kahuna
LeaderBig Kahuna


The Federal Republic of Janoobi Jazair is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Kahuna with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.246 billion Jazairis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lake Kahuna. The average income tax rate is 78.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Janoobi Jazairian economy, worth 311 trillion jCoins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,928 jCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, the Janoobi Jazairian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, shops were recently ransacked as cigarettes returned to the shelves, and the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janoobi Jazair's national animal is the Goldfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Faithism.

Janoobi Jazair is ranked 11,417th in the world and 322nd in The East Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 91.05 Years.

Most Influential: 4,280thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,522ndSafest: 4,964thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,054thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,007thMost Pacifist: 6,249thBest Weather: 6,951stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,762ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,634thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,913thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,939thMost Inclusive: 10,095thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,434thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 10,877thNicest Citizens: 11,110thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,417thHealthiest Citizens: 11,847thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,865thLowest Crime Rates: 12,502ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,649thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,736thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,826thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,489thSmartest Citizens: 16,189thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,137thMost Developed: 18,235thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,440thMost Income Equality: 18,494thMost Devout: 19,337thLargest Governments: 20,847th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 141st in the regionSafest: 142nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 181st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 188th in the regionBest Weather: 192nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 208th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 261st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 283rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 285th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 291st in the regionMost Influential: 291st in the regionMost Inclusive: 305th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 322nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 326th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 329th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 330th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 338th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 341st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 350th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 361st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 384th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 405th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 412th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 417th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 467th in the regionMost Developed: 514th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 521st in the regionLargest Governments: 551st in the regionMost Devout: 681st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 689th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 716th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 796th in the regionLargest Populations: 825th in the regionMost Cultured: 856th in the region

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