The Federal Republic of Japanese Federal Republic is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Matsusashi Iwadera with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.866 billion Japanese Federal Republicians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metropolitan Prefecture of Osaka-Kansai. The average income tax rate is 48.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Japanese Federal Republician economy, worth a remarkable 2,057 trillion Yen a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 232,084 Yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists call Japanese Federal Republician beach towns "the fine coastline", carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Yen mansions, and government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations. Crime is totally unknown. Japanese Federal Republic's national animal is the Japanese Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Japanese Federal Republic is ranked 2,599^th in the world and 79^th in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 95.84 on the Human Development Index.