The Federal Republic of Japanese Federal Republic is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Matsusashi Iwadera with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, national health service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.932 billion Japanese Federal Republicians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sapporo Metropolitan Prefecture. The average income tax rate is 37.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Japanese Federal Republician economy, worth a remarkable 2,813 trillion Yen a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 235,820 Yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prime Minister Matsusashi Iwadera's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, Japanese Federal Republic's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'. Crime is totally unknown. Japanese Federal Republic's national animal is the Japanese Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Japanese Federal Republic is ranked 1,212^th in the world and 37^th in the South Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,818.71 Tourists Per Hour.