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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,209thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,157thMost Avoided: 10,329th
The Free Land of
Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers
Freedom and Justice
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Some

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Jas Slotan Ond

Population1.681 billion

Currencylira
Animalpenguin

The Free Land of Jas Slotan Ond is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.681 billion Jas Slotan Ondians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The very strong Jas Slotan Ondian economy, worth 116 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 69,021 lire, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, people who have lived their entire lives in Jas Slotan Ond are shocked to discover that they are not citizens, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Jas Slotan Ond's national animal is the penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Jas Slotan Ond is ranked 149,671st in the world and 335th in Forest for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.93 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,209thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,157thMost Avoided: 10,329th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 21st in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 23rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 31st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 37th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 42nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jas Slotan Ond was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided and Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Jas Slotan Ond, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Jas Slotan Ond, people who have lived their entire lives in Jas Slotan Ond are shocked to discover that they are not citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Jas Slotan Ond, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show.
  • : Following new legislation in Jas Slotan Ond, Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
  • : Following new legislation in Jas Slotan Ond, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it.
  • : Jas Slotan Ond was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Capitalizt".
  • : Jas Slotan Ond's influence in Forest rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Following new legislation in Jas Slotan Ond, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee.
  • : Jas Slotan Ond was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Left-Leaning College State".

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