|Leader||Prime Minister Ottavio Sabini|
The Federal Republic of Javatelania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Ottavio Sabini with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.404 billion Javatelanians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. The average income tax rate is 10.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Javatelanian economy, worth 227 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 162,269 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.
Only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Javatelania's national animal is the gray wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Javatelania was endorsed by The Republic of The Western Wyoders.
- : Following new legislation in Javatelania, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
- : Following new legislation in Javatelania, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
- : Following new legislation in Javatelania, it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt.
- : Following new legislation in Javatelania, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
- : Following new legislation in Javatelania, snap elections are called over every minor impasse.
- : Javatelania was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Corporate Bordello".
- : Javatelania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Syria".
- : Javatelania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Javatelania, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
Endorsements Received: 17 » Reatilber Soclistice, Bietzopolis, Tyranogorgon, Violet Hedgehog, Gorzi, MacPublic, Pollariaua, Trischoczlovakia, Runegeist, Josephtan, Goodrum, Palancia, The Evile Empire, Corsoaua, Adomania, Balkan Vojvodina, and The Western Wyoders.