The Queendom of Jay Mars is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.748 billion Jay Marsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The strong Jay Marsian economy, worth 827 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 56,139 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 368,211 per year while the poor average 3,351, a ratio of 109 to 1.

Voting is voluntary and all tariffs have been abolished. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Jay Mars's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Jay Mars is ranked 285,579^th in the world and 534^th in 0000 for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 98.16 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.