Population | 12.269 billion |
Capital | Kota Lama |
Leader | President Lukas Liauw-Harun |
Currency | Rupiah |
Animal | Brahminy Kite |
The Republic of Jaya Karta is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Lukas Liauw-Harun with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.269 billion Jakartans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kota Lama. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Jakartan economy, worth a remarkable 2,370 trillion Rupiahs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,214 Rupiahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt, to say that military robots are inclined towards violence is offensive, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, and kids these days know how to throw a proper punch. Crime is totally unknown. Jaya Karta's national animal is the Brahminy Kite, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Jaya Karta is ranked 2,775th in the world and 4th in Hippy Haven for Smartest Citizens, with 162.85 quips per hour.
National Happenings
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Jaya Karta, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
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Jaya Karta, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year.
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Jaya Karta, to say that military robots are inclined towards violence is offensive.
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Jaya Karta, mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt.
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Jaya Karta, artists are pillars of society.
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Jaya Karta, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.
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Jaya Karta, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
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Jaya Karta, traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways.
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Jaya Karta, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
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Jaya Karta, the atmosphere in Jakartan boardrooms is turning more gay.