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Most Ignorant Citizens: 77thMost Devout: 93rdMost Primitive: 94th
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Jehovahs Witness

Population8.111 billion

CapitalRandom Bunker In A Hotel
LeaderThe Witness
FaithJehovah's Witnesses

Currencyvague monetary concept
Animalinsert animal here

The Abstract Influencer of Jehovahs Witness is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Witness with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.111 billion drones are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality and Environment also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Random Bunker In A Hotel. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.1%.

The frighteningly efficient sacrificed economy, worth a remarkable 1,698 trillion vague monetary concepts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 209,439 vague monetary concepts, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 599,636 per year while the poor average 58,235, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

School lockers are filled with fancy underwear, war vets look after war animals, rumor has it that The Witness has won three lotteries in a row, and a division of tanks navigating "as the crow flies" has driven into a ravine. Crime is all-pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Jehovahs Witness's national animal is the insert animal here, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jehovah's Witnesses.

Jehovahs Witness is ranked 203,648th in the world and 66th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -24.16 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 77thMost Devout: 93rdMost Primitive: 94thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 138thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 483rdMost Corrupt Governments: 591stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 636thLargest Gambling Industry: 844thMost Armed: 859thLargest Black Market: 970thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 981stFattest Citizens: 1,216thBest Weather: 1,321stHighest Crime Rates: 1,445thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,537thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,680thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,735thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,571stNudest: 2,756thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,193rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,597thLargest Governments: 7,274thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,420thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,162ndHighest Economic Output: 9,057thMost Efficient Economies: 10,010thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 11,257thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,759thMost Influential: 12,268thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,175thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,016th
Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the region

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