The Commonwealth of Jeitiem is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 842 million Jeiti have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 13.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Jeiti economy, worth 64.1 trillion blunts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 76,096 blunts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens often pray for divine guidance in supermarkets, interest in globalism never flags, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Jeitiem City. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Jeitiem's national animal is the chimera.

Jeitiem is ranked 117,357^th in the world and 270^th in Conch Kingdom for Best Weather, with 101 Meters Of Sunlight.