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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,847thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,923rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,529th
The Partisan Organization of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
בקיעס אַרויסגעבן
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Civil Rights
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Jewish Underground State

Population974 million


AnimalWhite Eagle

The Partisan Organization of Jewish Underground State is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Partisan with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 974 million Jews have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krakow. The average income tax rate is 39.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Jewish economy, worth 92.6 trillion Zloties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,091 Zloties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Gaping tourists take long-distance photos of diseased natives on "indigenous peoples" safari tours, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, and the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jewish Underground State's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Jewish Underground State is ranked 161,396th in the world and 107th in Kavonia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 454.19 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,847thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,923rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,529thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,053rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,770thNicest Citizens: 20,359thHighest Food Quality: 20,913thMost Inclusive: 21,195thMost Devout: 21,784thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,057thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,581stMost Compassionate Citizens: 23,827thMost Cultured: 24,409thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25,213thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,377thLargest Agricultural Sector: 25,617th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionTop
Most Average: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 17th in the region

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