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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,019thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,203rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,154th
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Jewish Underground State

Population3.593 billion

LeaderCommander Noa

AnimalWhite Eagle

The I need this nation alive of Jewish Underground State is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Commander Noa with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 3.593 billion Jews have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krakow. The average income tax rate is 39.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Jewish economy, worth 364 trillion Zloties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,566 Zloties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, and incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jewish Underground State's national animal is the White Eagle and its national religion is Judaism.

Jewish Underground State is ranked 190,351st in the world and 7th in Jewish Autonomous Oblast for Nudest, with 109 cheeks per square mile.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,019thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,203rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,154thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 16,180thHighest Food Quality: 18,780thMost Inclusive: 19,455thMost Cultured: 20,793rdLargest Welfare Programs: 23,161stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 25,596thNicest Citizens: 27,629thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27,864thHighest Disposable Incomes: 29,122nd
Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the region

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