Population | 11.182 billion |
Capital | Waterzia |
Leader | Audray Freezing-Water |
Faith | Communism |
Currency | Fauzjhiaux |
Animal | Freezing Ice Cat |
The Freezing Fauzjhian Province of Jhlacezria is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Audray Freezing-Water with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.182 billion Jhlacezrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waterzia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Jhlacezrian economy, worth a remarkable 4,145 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 370,690 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Group hugs break out during floor votes, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, and politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls. Crime is totally unknown. Jhlacezria's national animal is the Freezing Ice Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.
Jhlacezria is ranked 23,029th in the world and 311th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 1,495.2049111238 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Jhlacezria, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
- : Following new legislation in Jhlacezria, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing.
- : Following new legislation in Jhlacezria, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence.
- : Following new legislation in Jhlacezria, group hugs break out during floor votes.
- : Following new legislation in Jhlacezria, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
- : Following new legislation in Jhlacezria, no one engages in 'locker room talk' any more.
- : Following new legislation in Jhlacezria, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges.
- : Following new legislation in Jhlacezria, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections.
- : Following new legislation in Jhlacezria, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine.
- : Following new legislation in Jhlacezria, sex changes are routinely performed at Jhlacezria's hospitals.