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Most Compassionate Citizens: 57thNicest Citizens: 68thMost Inclusive: 73rd
The Freezing Fauzjhian Province of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Our hearts are full of ice
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Jhlacezria

Population11.182 billion

CapitalWaterzia
LeaderAudray Freezing-Water
FaithCommunism

CurrencyFauzjhiaux
AnimalFreezing Ice Cat

The Freezing Fauzjhian Province of Jhlacezria is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Audray Freezing-Water with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.182 billion Jhlacezrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waterzia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Jhlacezrian economy, worth a remarkable 4,145 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 370,690 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Group hugs break out during floor votes, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, and politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls. Crime is totally unknown. Jhlacezria's national animal is the Freezing Ice Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.

Jhlacezria is ranked 23,029th in the world and 311th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 1,495.2049111238 days.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 57thNicest Citizens: 68thMost Inclusive: 73rdMost Pacifist: 99thHighest Food Quality: 117thLargest Welfare Programs: 166thMost Developed: 188thHighest Average Tax Rates: 194thLongest Average Lifespans: 207thBest Weather: 218thLargest Governments: 223rdMost Secular: 230thMost Cheerful Citizens: 231stHealthiest Citizens: 233rdMost Beautiful Environments: 233rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 240thMost Rebellious Youth: 244thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 259thMost Cultured: 275thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 288thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 299thMost Efficient Economies: 306thHighest Poor Incomes: 363rdSafest: 491stLargest Publishing Industry: 556thSmartest Citizens: 571stMost Valuable International Artwork: 588thLeast Corrupt Governments: 682ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 685thMost Subsidized Industry: 744thMost Advanced Public Transport: 922ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,030thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,134thHighest Average Incomes: 1,419thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,714thRudest Citizens: 2,198thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,351stTop
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Highest Economic Output: 4,494thMost Income Equality: 12,244thMost Patriotic: 14,550thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15,272ndMost Influential: 18,071stNudest: 18,097thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,683rdMost Stationary: 23,029thMost Politically Free: 28,413th
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Nicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionMost Pacifist: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 14th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15th in the regionMost Secular: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 18th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 21st in the regionSafest: 22nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 25th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 26th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 26th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 36th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 41st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 59th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 71st in the regionRudest Citizens: 78th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 80th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 116th in the regionMost Politically Free: 212th in the regionMost Stationary: 311th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 338th in the regionMost Income Equality: 339th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 443rd in the regionMost Influential: 469th in the regionNudest: 469th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 490th in the regionMost Extreme: 600th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 638th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jhlacezria, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
  • : Following new legislation in Jhlacezria, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing.
  • : Following new legislation in Jhlacezria, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence.
  • : Following new legislation in Jhlacezria, group hugs break out during floor votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Jhlacezria, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • : Following new legislation in Jhlacezria, no one engages in 'locker room talk' any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Jhlacezria, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges.
  • : Following new legislation in Jhlacezria, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections.
  • : Following new legislation in Jhlacezria, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine.
  • : Following new legislation in Jhlacezria, sex changes are routinely performed at Jhlacezria's hospitals.

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