The Supremacy of Jinkyr is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Jonathan Clark with an even hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, daily referendums, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 22.234 billion Jinkyrans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zhahnheim. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Jinkyrian economy, worth 257 trillion ideas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 11,578 ideas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 34,997 per year while the poor average 2,982, a ratio of 11.7 to 1.

Everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen, Jonathan Clark's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, many suspect the government "doth protest too much" with their curiously specific denials of conspiracy theories, and mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Jinkyr's national animal is the feral grubschneck, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Way.

Jinkyr is ranked 116,715^th in the world and 9^th in Libertatem for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.05 law-abiding acts per hour.