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Healthiest Citizens: 4,590thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,762ndNicest Citizens: 5,005th
The Interstellar Democrat Union of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
You are dead, not big surprise
Minister of Justice
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Joeanian Republic

Population2.26 billion

CapitalNeo Runcorn
LeaderPresident Eric Marshall

CurrencyJoeanian Dime
AnimalJoeanian Shepherd

The Interstellar Democrat Union of Joeanian Republic is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Eric Marshall with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.26 billion Joeanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Runcorn. The average income tax rate is 77.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Joeanian economy, worth 333 trillion Joeanian Dimes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 147,607 Joeanian Dimes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left, public toilets are famed for their rear entries, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles, and the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joeanian Republic's national animal is the Joeanian Shepherd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Joeanian Republic is ranked 13,584th in the world and 28th in Institute of Cellulose for Largest Governments, scoring 30.27 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Healthiest Citizens: 4,590thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,762ndNicest Citizens: 5,005thMost Inclusive: 6,625thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,817thLowest Crime Rates: 8,007thMost Developed: 8,133rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,201stBest Weather: 8,781stMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,923rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,148thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,316thMost Efficient Economies: 10,370thSmartest Citizens: 10,456thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,049thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,306thLargest Governments: 13,516thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,630thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,060thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,398thHighest Average Incomes: 14,646thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,827thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,834thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,221stHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,392ndMost Secular: 19,268thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,777thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,150thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,356thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,576thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,669thSafest: 22,403rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,792nd
Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionTop
Most Average: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 17th in the regionMost Developed: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionMost Pacifist: 19th in the regionSafest: 19th in the region

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