by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 701st Most Influential: 1,967th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,215th
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Live like Joey.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population895 million



The Kingdom of JoeyTyrant is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 895 million JoeyTyrantians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of GodJoey. The average income tax rate is 15.7%.

The thriving JoeyTyrantian economy, worth 76.0 trillion JoeyBits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 84,899 JoeyBits, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, where there's a will there is usually a password manager, and JoeyTyrant has designated GodJoey as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JoeyTyrant's national animal is the JoeyDog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

JoeyTyrant is ranked 105,309th in the world and 5,749th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.61 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 701stTop
Most Influential: 1,967thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,215thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 8,717thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,930thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,227thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,934thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,992nd
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 213th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 363rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 432nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 524th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 555th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 690th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 706th in the regionMost Influential: 729th in the region

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