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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 487thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,408thHighest Crime Rates: 1,693rd
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Johansy

Population3.563 billion

CapitalJohansy
LeaderLe gens unis de Johansy

CurrencyLes bras
AnimalTern

The Groupe of Johansy is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Le gens unis de Johansy with a fair hand, and notable for its lack of airports, strictly enforced bedtime, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 3.563 billion Johansyians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Johansy. The average income tax rate is 10.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Johansyian economy, worth 458 trillion Les bras a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 128,633 Les bras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Johansy's national animal is the Tern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Johansy is ranked 55,605th in the world and 31st in Latinoamerica Libre for Most Pro-Market, scoring 57.78 on the Rand Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 487thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,408thHighest Crime Rates: 1,693rdTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,283rdLargest Retail Industry: 2,812thRudest Citizens: 3,637thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,848thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,872ndMost Rebellious Youth: 5,046thFattest Citizens: 6,951stMost Armed: 8,423rdMost Corrupt Governments: 9,518thLargest Black Market: 9,742ndTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 11,253rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,318thMost Inclusive: 14,031stMost Efficient Economies: 14,584thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,895thHighest Average Incomes: 19,202ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,605thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,411th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Johansy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Johansy, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
  • : Following new legislation in Johansy, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in Johansy, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem.
  • : Following new legislation in Johansy, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
  • : Following new legislation in Johansy, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in Johansy, several inches are being added to first class seating.
  • : Following new legislation in Johansy, the government loves seeing the little people fight.
  • : Following new legislation in Johansy, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Johansy, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Johansyian lands.

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