Population | 11.831 billion |
Capital | FengTown |
Leader | King Larry |
Faith | Larry-ism |
Currency | Audit |
Animal | Dik-dik |
The Incorporated States of Johnstonsonstonsonland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Larry with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.831 billion Johnstonsonstonsonlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FengTown. The average income tax rate is 52.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Johnstonsonstonsonlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,292 trillion Audits a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,222 Audits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
The government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code, and academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Johnstonsonstonsonland's national animal is the Dik-dik, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Larry-ism.
Johnstonsonstonsonland is ranked 17,509th in the world and 196th in the Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,711.9201890926 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Johnstonsonstonsonland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Johnstonsonstonsonland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Johnstonsonstonsonland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Most Patriotic.
- : Johnstonsonstonsonland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Johnstonsonstonsonland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Johnstonsonstonsonland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Johnstonsonstonsonland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Johnstonsonstonsonland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Johnstonsonstonsonland was endorsed by The Glorious Socialist Empire of Pupunese.
- : Johnstonsonstonsonland was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Cold Personification of Arcti-Chan, infecting 8 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 2 » East Durthang and Xoriet.