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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,327th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,515th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,947th
The Oppressed and Ignored Nation of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Adversor et admorsus.
Napoleon Kimamwue
Civil Rights
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Jommes di Kimamwue

Population4.279 billion

LeaderNapoleon Kimamwue


The Oppressed and Ignored Nation of Jommes di Kimamwue is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Napoleon Kimamwue with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.279 billion Kimamwueans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jommes. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kimamwuean economy, worth 962 trillion Kimams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 224,831 Kimams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, devotion to God is only skin-deep, and sprinters achieve their personal bests only when the Olympic Team recruiters come calling. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jommes di Kimamwue's national animal is the Gazelle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jommes di Kimamwue is ranked 141,744th in the world and 36th in The Hope Federation for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 21.93 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,327thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,515thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,947thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,943rdMost Corrupt Governments: 3,077thLargest Black Market: 3,169thLowest Crime Rates: 3,806thHighest Average Incomes: 3,978thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,038thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,236thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,348thLargest Governments: 5,086thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,736thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,167thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,538thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,306thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,081stMost Secular: 8,630thSmartest Citizens: 8,912thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,509thMost Developed: 10,892ndMost Advanced Public Education: 11,563rdMost Efficient Economies: 11,737thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,247thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,854thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,833rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,960thHighest Economic Output: 14,499thLargest Mining Sector: 14,562ndMost Subsidized Industry: 15,681stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,839th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the region

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