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Most Authoritarian: 4,407thMost Conservative: 6,194thMost Ignorant Citizens: 11,046th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Inactivity is Death
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Jorgmundr

Population537 million

CurrencyJorgmundris
AnimalWolf

The Empire of Jorgmundr is a huge, safe nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 537 million Jorgmundrians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Jorgmundrian economy, worth 15.0 trillion Jorgmundris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 27,988 Jorgmundris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Jorgmundr remains pure, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Jorgmundr City. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jorgmundr's national animal is the Wolf.

Jorgmundr is ranked 207,035th in the world and 314th in Conch Kingdom for Rudest Citizens, with 13.81 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Authoritarian: 4,407thMost Conservative: 6,194thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 11,046thMost Extreme: 17,890th
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Most Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jorgmundr, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Jorgmundr City.
  • : Following new legislation in Jorgmundr, a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Jorgmundr remains pure.
  • : Following new legislation in Jorgmundr, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
  • : Following new legislation in Jorgmundr, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses.
  • : Following new legislation in Jorgmundr, group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions.
  • : Following new legislation in Jorgmundr, children keel over while singing "Leader Gives Us the Water of Life".
  • : Following new legislation in Jorgmundr, beat cops aren't named for the territory they patrol.
  • : Following new legislation in Jorgmundr, dining out often involves Wolves on the plate no matter what you order.
  • : Following new legislation in Jorgmundr, Leader's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will.
  • : Following new legislation in Jorgmundr, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers.

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