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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,233rdLargest Retail Industry: 3,853rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,185th
The Pitbull-owned party island of
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Jossel

Population545 million

Capitalthe Worldwide Casino Kodak Meeting Room

CurrencyPitcoin
AnimalBadass Sword-Wielding Lion

The Pitbull-owned party island of Jossel is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 545 million Pitbull fans are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The relatively small, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Worldwide Casino Kodak Meeting Room. The average income tax rate is 18.4%.

The powerhouse Pitbull-sponsored economy, worth 51.9 trillion Pitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,258 Pitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around the Worldwide Casino Kodak Meeting Room, and wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Jossel's national animal is the Badass Sword-Wielding Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jossel is ranked 29,517th in the world and 91st in Conch Kingdom for Best Weather, with 134 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,233rdLargest Retail Industry: 3,853rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,185thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,412thMost Influential: 7,531stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,100thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,959thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 15,402ndLargest Publishing Industry: 16,810thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,942ndMost Rebellious Youth: 21,656thMost Inclusive: 21,946th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 12th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 25th in the regionMost Armed: 26th in the regionFattest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 35th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 37th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 39th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jossel, wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests.
  • : Jossel voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
  • : Jossel endorsed The Empire of Byzantine Kingdomz.
  • : Following new legislation in Jossel, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around the Worldwide Casino Kodak Meeting Room.
  • : Following new legislation in Jossel, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts.
  • : Following new legislation in Jossel, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : Following new legislation in Jossel, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.
  • : Following new legislation in Jossel, interest in globalism never flags.
  • : Jossel voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Honeydewistania".
  • : Following new legislation in Jossel, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing.

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