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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 387thMost Secular: 669thMost Influential: 688th
The Commonwealth of
Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship
The State is a Magnificent Father
God Emperor Fauci
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Jovian Knights

Population5.692 billion

LeaderGod Emperor Fauci

CurrencyHealth Bar

The Commonwealth of Jovian Knights is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by God Emperor Fauci with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.692 billion Jovians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lindas. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Jovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,045 trillion Health Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 183,608 Health Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You can check out of an asylum if you've changed your mind, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells, and anti-vaxxers are right about the government injecting diseases into people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jovian Knights's national animal is the Taiga, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Jovian Knights is ranked 184,815th in the world and 9,152nd in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 90.04 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 387thMost Secular: 669thMost Influential: 688thMost Pacifist: 1,688thSafest: 1,806thLowest Crime Rates: 1,886thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,113thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,140thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,161stMost Developed: 2,217thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,283rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,484thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,569thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,612thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,641stLargest Governments: 2,694thBest Weather: 2,706thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,733rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,854thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,066thHealthiest Citizens: 3,547thMost Inclusive: 3,697thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,710thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,724thSmartest Citizens: 3,875thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,126thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,748thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,432ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,808thNicest Citizens: 6,771stMost Efficient Economies: 7,407thHighest Average Incomes: 7,969thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,936thTop
Highest Economic Output: 16,034thMost Cultured: 17,797thMost Income Equality: 17,901stMost Authoritarian: 18,596th
Most Secular: 30th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 89th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 91st in the regionSafest: 95th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 101st in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 102nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 103rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 104th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 105th in the regionMost Pacifist: 109th in the regionMost Developed: 128th in the regionLargest Governments: 129th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 141st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 142nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 148th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 153rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 158th in the regionBest Weather: 167th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 169th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 186th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 197th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 204th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 228th in the regionMost Inclusive: 245th in the regionMost Influential: 247th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 275th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 276th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 286th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 337th in the regionNicest Citizens: 374th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 377th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 385th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 492nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 496th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 862nd in the regionLargest Populations: 895th in the regionMost Income Equality: 963rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 967th in the region

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