by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 386thMost Secular: 621stMost Influential: 662nd
The Commonwealth of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
The State is a Magnificent Father
God Emperor Fauci
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Jovian Knights

Population6.191 billion

LeaderGod Emperor Fauci

CurrencyHealth Bar

The Commonwealth of Jovian Knights is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by God Emperor Fauci with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.191 billion Jovians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lindas. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Jovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,194 trillion Health Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 192,894 Health Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to God Emperor Fauci's wardrobe, and foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jovian Knights's national animal is the Taiga, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Jovian Knights is ranked 2,203rd in the world and 107th in The North Pacific for Largest Governments, scoring 50.14 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 386thMost Secular: 621stMost Influential: 662ndSafest: 1,210thMost Pacifist: 1,305thLowest Crime Rates: 1,525thMost Developed: 1,634thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,749thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,823rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,885thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,008thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,164thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,179thBest Weather: 2,198thLargest Governments: 2,203rdTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,285thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,390thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,493rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,594thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,594thSmartest Citizens: 3,049thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,086thHealthiest Citizens: 3,147thMost Inclusive: 3,194thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,323rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,545thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,878thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,157thNicest Citizens: 4,961stMost Subsidized Industry: 5,539thMost Efficient Economies: 6,405thHighest Average Incomes: 6,996thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,717thTop
Highest Economic Output: 14,190th
Most Secular: 30th in the regionSafest: 76th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 82nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 85th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 87th in the regionMost Pacifist: 90th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 92nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 93rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 95th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 100th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 103rd in the regionLargest Governments: 107th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 121st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 128th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 138th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 145th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 146th in the regionBest Weather: 151st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 160th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 167th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 181st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 189th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 207th in the regionMost Inclusive: 220th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 227th in the regionMost Influential: 227th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 264th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 289th in the regionNicest Citizens: 301st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 311th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 333rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 341st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 453rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 496th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 864th in the region

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