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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,890thMost Influential: 4,667thLargest Mining Sector: 18,623rd
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
By The People For The People
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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JTalvio

Population377 million

CapitalMannerhaim

Currencyruble
Animalelephant

The Republic of JTalvio is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, parental licensing program, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 377 million JTalvioans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mannerhaim. The average income tax rate is 43.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong JTalvioan economy, worth 26.6 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,622 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government snoops on private internet connections, international tensions are high as JTalvio threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill, and the JTalvioan Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JTalvio's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

JTalvio is ranked 60,713th in the world and 3,229th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,164.62 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,890thTop
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Most Influential: 4,667thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 18,623rd
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Largest Mining Sector: 752nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 969th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : JTalvio voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
  • : Following new legislation in JTalvio, the JTalvioan Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.
  • : Following new legislation in JTalvio, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill.
  • : Following new legislation in JTalvio, international tensions are high as JTalvio threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in JTalvio, the government snoops on private internet connections.
  • : Following new legislation in JTalvio, the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across JTalvio.
  • : JTalvio was endorsed by The Federation of U S Eh.
  • : Following new legislation in JTalvio, fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments.
  • : Following new legislation in JTalvio, the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience.
  • : Following new legislation in JTalvio, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 122 » Shibutani, El Fiji Grande, Territorio di Nessuno, Sil Dorsett, Yaorozu, Ihese, Dreadton, Hamerica, Timothea, Orado, Iztocna Slavija, The Pantheons, Omnistria, Daiz, Corfad, Dar es Saalam, Koda-Land, Great Bights Mum, Guer Aike, Empy, North Bratislava, The Turkish workers of Europe, McMasterdonia, Sea Ghost, La Vitica, Valentine Z, Advancia-Sizzletown, Newpromisedland, Hoglands, The Rhein States, Sundred, Castle Federation, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Iron Lions, Siwale, Zzozona, Artemis Selene, Pazair, Ethnon, Wisconsota, New Lakemba, Valhalla123, Interdimensional Zone, Pallaith, Frances Francis the First of France, Westinor, Noahs Second Country, Korovan Isles, Dabarastan, Saperisole, and 72 others.Frostcell, The Serdey Islands, Fauzjhia, Notyoutopia, Praeceps, The Tampa Bay Rays, Xagill, Plutayah, Confederacy of Antarctica, Werchegia, 1 very fast endotarter, Zumlandia, Seenvorland, Palgo, Selfgradatude, Former English Colony, Sikol, Prydania, Loutsland, Xentherida, I Like Killing people, PortvgaI, Sunto, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Kranostav, Libertania Democratica, Kocherian, Unshleepd, Wineclaw, Borsukia, The Calabash Protectorate, Yalgora, Fendlium, Seanat, Brucklania, Principia Mathematica, Arichia, Joodey, Schnuftelland, Abject Ludicrosity, Clan Spaniel, Highton Islands, Damsmel, New Jamgra, The New Cordian Empire, Shadowrik, Xyrron, Nistriabar, Madjack, Zeternia, Kragsgale, Eschatosia, Ihsan, Simone Republic, Xipher, Ravendi, Lionia, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Buckhem, WeKnow, Eastern Cous Empria, Andexia, Ultra777, Pope Saint Peter the Apostle, Anungu, Yokciq Empire, Moubarakistan, Pleroma Sans Romans, Godwanna, and U S Eh.

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