The Kingdom of Judah is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Shulamith Alexandra II with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 19.813 billion Judahites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Judahite economy, worth a remarkable 2,725 trillion sheqels a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,563 sheqels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Queen Shulamith Alexandra II's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene, foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Judahite ambassadors, and slow dancing is made trickier when Auntie Edna insists on standing between the couple's arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Judah's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Judaism.

Judah is ranked 5,108^th in the world and 294^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 115.99 law-abiding acts per hour.