by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 312thLargest Black Market: 3,109thBest Weather: 4,337th
The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Einheit zum Wohlstand.
President Valentina Stark
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population10.801 billion

LeaderPresident Valentina Stark

AnimalPeregrine Falcon

The Federal Republic of Jyzeria is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Valentina Stark with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 10.801 billion Jyzerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valencia. The average income tax rate is 77.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Jyzerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,575 trillion Jyzes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 145,875 Jyzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Government spokespeople are working overtime trying to convince concerned citizens that President Valentina Stark is not a crook, those on President Valentina Stark's rumored 'Enemies List' tend to disappear overnight, critics of President Valentina Stark literally can't find their head on their shoulders, and citizens are required by law to prominently display a portrait of President Valentina Stark in their homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jyzeria's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Marjam.

Jyzeria is ranked 105,600th in the world and 4,821st in The East Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,206.3 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 312thTop
Largest Black Market: 3,109thBest Weather: 4,337thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,531stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,628thMost Influential: 5,306thHealthiest Citizens: 5,860thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,861stLargest Publishing Industry: 6,120thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,467thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,505thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,627thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,286thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,466thHighest Economic Output: 9,944thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,078thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,086thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,487thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,899thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,992ndMost Developed: 12,172ndLargest Governments: 14,311thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,328thHighest Average Incomes: 14,437thLowest Crime Rates: 15,189thMost Cultured: 15,320thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,057thMost Secular: 16,570thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,138thMost Efficient Economies: 19,493rdLargest Welfare Programs: 19,996th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 58th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 92nd in the regionBest Weather: 128th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 149th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 159th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 166th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 176th in the regionLargest Populations: 182nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 189th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 223rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 235th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 243rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 247th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 249th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 308th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 312th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 328th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 330th in the regionMost Developed: 335th in the regionMost Influential: 351st in the regionLargest Governments: 360th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 367th in the regionMost Cultured: 382nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 391st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 399th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 430th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 440th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 518th in the regionMost Secular: 561st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 585th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 589th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 590th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 763rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 799th in the region

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